No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat. :D
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy :p

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

I think this must be the most hilarious thread I've ever read on here.

Thanks for the laugh!

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

Stun nb u sibey dua kong...... :eek:

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

Chicken rice at mandrian hotel?

The way you post confirm stand no chance, go register a new nick and try again.

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At least, he dare to say he want F.F ......right?:D

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Ts since u only can afford 1 plate chicken rice then go hotel u got money pay meh??

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That why I nv chak him ask him register new nick and post nicely.

See I'm so angel today :D

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

=.= yeah....now i am listening to West life de song call "angel"....kinda JIT hor..:D

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

Hi Bro,

Finally got someone more bor liao than me. Your "this cannot ... that can .... " got me a bit lost.

You look for girl to bonk you, and you only bonk if your charisma works. Assuming the ger still want to bonk you, then you call police? :confused::confused::confused:

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Funny,contradictory, honest n amusing.... All the best:p;):D

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

Indeed very in time ;)

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Ts, I salute you for your bravery. :D

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Thanks bro and sis for the feedback. Since I'm new to this forum thingy, please bear with me that I'm rather slow with the reply. But girls don't worry I can remove ur clothes faster than this. Rest a assured.

Thanks but I won't change my nick. I really want to be popular. Lol


This "newbie posting need moderation" system is taking a long time. I think I will save up enough for a 3hr session by the time u guys see this... Plus a can of coke!! To go with ur chicken rice!!


Bigbrudder, call police is just a joke la. The most I go home complain to mummy. What I meant is let's no bonk the 1st time. I'm dragging the game. I'm not looking for just a bonk. I'm looking for a friend. That laugh together, eat together, strip together, sleep together. A friend that enjoy jokes and laugh at each other weak pts. Nb. Sound like I'm looking for a wife.

I'm not. Just looking for a gam gam Sibei he de lai fb. Come register now girls!! Pm b4 is flooded!! Currently it's still at empty!! :(:(Sibei sad....:(:(

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

Hi Bro, you champion lah! Now your mum must also approve your bonk. :D

Good luck with the search ... Not sure if this is the best place. Since you write well, suggest you try Herafeen, who is looking for partner in crime provided you dun have wifi. She look for husband, you look for wife. ;)

This place must be an alternative to SDU. :D

Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!
 

Regardless how hard u try is your don't have the "seh " u can never win AH wee.

Paging for Ah Wee!!!!!!!!:D