No Porn Lui assured of meeting his KPIs by June 2013

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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/multiple-car-owners-may-face-surcharge-c/676816.html

PEASANTPORE: To spread the pain of car ownership more evenly, the regime is considering levying a surcharge on merchants who wish to own more than one car.

No Porn Lui mused that engine power could also be factored into the categorisation of cars under the Cash Cow known as Certificate of Entitlement (COE) system.

Transport Minion No Porn Lui spoke about these revenue generating suggestions when he visited the site of the upcoming Marina Coastal Expressway on Thursday.

The current COE categories are based on engine capacity and follows the commie rule of banning private car ownership.

Peasants were seething with rage that merchant merchants gamed the system and flood CATA cars with high performance continental cars using some engineering and language games.

Sellers of such luxury cars took up about a third of Category A for poor peasants as compared to just 7 percent in 2010. This jacked up COE to stellar heights and Ho Jinx laughed her way to the bank but Ruler Loong took a beating during 2 procedural erections.

No Porn Lui said: "It is easier to use Robin Hood tactics and go after the rich and plug the loophole. C'mon, make a few merchants angry, they only fucking hell live in Bukit Timah and cannot exert much Erection swing. But if the peasants are balked and they perceived the rich gaming the COE and push them out of CAT A, Labour Pariahs will fan peasants' anger to their advantage.

"Those merchants why lan lan not happy better read their history and see what happended to merchant Tan Lark Sye who tried to play punk with Old Autocrat."

Honorary Sex Secretary of the Peasantpore Vehicle Traders Arses, Raymond Tang said that categorising COE on engine power alone will be fairer to buyers from the middle income groups. Such a statement confirms his role as an ISD agent who helms keeps the motor traders in line with Ruler Loong's expectations.

"KNNCCB, the holiday is over liao but let us bite the bullet and emerge from the shadows and play some dodgy games when the peasants forget about the fucking COE scam."

Some dumb fuck propised punishing an individual who wants to own a second car or more, fork out more cash upfront on top of COE.

No Porn Lui said: "You fucking want to pee on Familee is it? Their fucking clan got tons of Princelings who own many sports car? Anybody will know this proposal is directly aimed at Familee and their Nobles lor. You think I idiot is it? Smarter re-categorize cars lor and make some money because some merchants sure lagi want to buy a few more sports car to show off lah. Then they happy and I sure meet the June KPI after that fucking SMRT Desmond sabo me big time with his SMRT clashes."

The decree will be passed after peasants industry lobby groups play the wayang game of seeing their views taken for consideration only.


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